SIMON SAYS

What makes the man tick as he turns 30? Find out in this comprehensive list of Simon's Top Tens.
Simon says

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Simon says

As some of you will know, Simon has impeccable taste. When it comes to art and culture Simon is on a whole different level. I am very grateful to be in the position to show you a small selection of some of Simon's Top Tens. I have also included a smattering of my favourite pictures, just for laughs!

Simon having drinking issues

Simon having some "getting the straw in the mouth" issues

Simon's Top Ten favourite Songs of all time

1) Darius - Colour Blind
2) Timmy Mallett - Itsy Bitsy teeny weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
3) Chris De Burgh - Lady in Red
4) Hanson - Mmmbop
5) S Club 7 - S Club Party
6) Steps - Stomp
7) Tzant - Sounds Of Wickedness
8) Shane Ward - That's My Goal
9) McFly - Five Colours in Her Hair
10) Justin Timberlake - (And She Said) Take Me Now

As you can see, Simon Loves his music. He also loves his movies:

Simon drinking oil, Mayo, Spices and Tomatoe Puree

Simon about to drink a tomato puree, herb, oil and mayonnaise shot. Mmmmm.

Simon's Top Ten favourite Movies of all time:

1) Pretty Women
2) Love Actually
3) She's All That
4) Miss Congeniality 2
5) Legally Blonde 2
6) Greece 2
7) Four Weddings and a Funeral
8) Notting Hill
9) 13 Going on 30
10) Mean Girls

And just for the record Simon's Favourite Drink is Adovcat, his favourite holiday destination is Bognor Regis and his favourite meal is Nut Loaf.