Welcome to Simonisaloser.co.uk

This site was significantly renovated for Simon’s 30th Birthday. To be honest I thought he would have been much more grateful than he was. At the time it seemed like he would rather I had not done the site at all. Very strange.

I hope that over the last year my friend Simon has come to appreciate the mature humour presented in these pages as they are set to stay here in the current format for the time being. Fans of the site can rest assured that we are currently accumulating a wealth of good natured tales and amusing photographs which will be put together in time for Simon’s next big milestone. Is 32 an important one?

HAPPY 31st BIRTHDAY MATE

We have also reset the vote on whether Simon is a loser or not so feel free to vote again this year. I wonder if there will be a different result this time?

This site just has a few pictures and a little bit about Simon/ you, to celebrate you/ him turning 31. Over those 31, all too brief, years, you've/ he's (enough) done a huge amount. You've been all over the world and seen some amazing things. You've played Ultimate for Great Britain and the mighty Chevron Action Flash. You've climbed mountains, crossed rapids and eaten half a litre of Mayonnaise in a week.

I, personally, have not been there to see it all, but I have been lucky enough to have been there for quite a lot of it. Have a great Birthday and enjoy the site you total loser (Or lovely visitor if you're not Simon!)

Dave B